I just bought a used book that I think was owned by someone I know.
Awkward.
New life goal: to live inside a Pottery Barn catalogue
My goal in life is to get a job where I make enough money to buy monogrammed tissue box covers from Pottery Barn
I found an itty bitty baby snake in the house and I told my parents and my mom nearly had an aneurysm
I WANT SOMEONE TO NAME A BEE SPECIES AFTER ME
I’m really digging her criminal genius mastermind outfit
DUDE NO WHAT
Bella looks like a fat little seal sometimes
I just dropped my phone and now the switch and buttons on the side aren’t working
I’m fired
I just bought a new bottle of top coat
Guess where it is now
If you guessed “in my bathroom trash in a million pieces” then you are correct
