May 2013
15 posts
I found an itty bitty baby snake in the house and I told my parents and my mom nearly had an aneurysm
May 18th
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I WANT SOMEONE TO NAME A BEE SPECIES AFTER ME
May 17th
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I’m really digging her criminal genius mastermind outfit
May 17th
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DUDE NO WHAT
May 17th
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May 13th
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I just dropped my phone and now the switch and buttons on the side aren’t working I’m fired
May 12th
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I just bought a new bottle of top coat Guess where it is now If you guessed “in my bathroom trash in a million pieces” then you are correct
May 12th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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It’s not okay to put people on the spot when they’ve got peanut butter in their mouth
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 5th
May 3rd
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dementors replied to your photo: Got my hurr all did omg so cute :3 aww thanks 
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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I just had to drag Bella out of a shrub and sternly tell her “The bees don’t want to be friends with you. Leave them alone.”
May 1st
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April 2013
84 posts
I am going to eat all of the Cheez-its out of this Cheez-it snack mix and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop me because I’m an adult
Apr 30th
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Spadefoot toads are both adorable and menacing which is why I love them
Apr 29th
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pinfeathers-and-gollyfluff replied to your post: Angry text post about how dumb finals are I cannot like this enough. I’ve been 100000% done with this semester since like, the second day of classes. I JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER ALREADY.
Apr 29th
Angry text post about how dumb finals are
Apr 29th
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Apr 25th
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I deleted my old twitter and made a new one in case you were wondering
Apr 25th
I got 99 problems and having way too much shit on my desk accounts for about 92 of them
Apr 24th
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phantomganon96: Well this is heartbreaking. But hey what else is new on this show.
Apr 23rd
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Wow can we please not have this super tragic storyline
Apr 23rd
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DAYO!!!!!!
Apr 23rd
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“I told your mom I’d keep you safe… so I’ll drag you in front...”
– Miles
Apr 23rd
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GOD DAMMIT EMMA THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
Apr 23rd
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“That’s just good advice. Don’t piss off bridge-folk.”
– Zack
Apr 20th
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Ashley B: Aladdin came out the year we were born.
Anna: I think Beauty and the Beast came out in 1991 too.
Me: And Snow White came out in the 50s, when Zack was born.
Apr 20th
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Ashley B: You know they make spray on hair now?
Zack: Yeah, they've had that since like, the 70s.
Charlotte: Well you would know.
Apr 20th
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If you show me sad fanart, I will slap you. Charlotte can attest to this.
Apr 20th
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One of my friends just became a citizen today I didn’t know she wasn’t a citizen…
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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I really need to start putting last names in my phone contacts because I’m sitting here going “Who the fuck is Britney?!”
Apr 18th
I think the Rockstar drink I got is supposed to be for hangovers? Great now the guy at Union Express probably thinks I’m some kind of degenerate.
Apr 18th
Who’s that person lurking around outside the computer lab waiting for it to open? That would be me.
Apr 18th
I think Macy is scared of the storm I think this because she kept coming into my bathroom and staring awkwardly at me while I was in the bathtub
Apr 18th
Would it be weird to tell a professor that you love them for curving final grades a lot? I’m asking for a friend. By that I mean myself.
Apr 17th
“I’m so glad that all of these extinct, ancestral animals are so distinctive looking” said no one ever
Apr 17th
Dear guy that sits next to me in paleontology, everyone could hear you blasting Avril Lavigne when you got to class. I’m not judging you but other people probably are. Turn your music down.
Apr 16th
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EMMA GETTING UPSET IS MAKING ME UPSET
Apr 16th
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Norman leaves voicemails the same way I do: awkwardly.
Apr 16th
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baka-ki-el-dogura: …..That’s not a bagel…… Poor Dylan. He was actually kinda excited about eating that bagel.
Apr 16th
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Me: Why are you boiling cabbage?
My mom: Science.
Apr 16th
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I am browsing through online forums for information about mourning doves This is what my life has come to
Apr 15th
Instead of actually working on an assignment I’m just texting my friend from that class complaining about how much I don’t want to do the assignment
Apr 15th
My grandma turns 90 tomorrow. How legit is that?
Apr 15th
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I should get up and work on my animal behavior paper that’s due tomorrow or study for my chemistry exam on Wednesday or do any number of the other things I need to do this week but my bed is so comfortable and warm. Someone needs to do all my homework for me.
Apr 15th
One of my friends is watching season 2 of the Walking Dead and she’s freaking out about a character dying and I’m about a second away from just being like SPOILERS THEY’RE ALL GONNA DIE AT SOME POINT
Apr 15th